POPULAR. DEADLY. RICH.





[title] Delta Delta Die!
[year] 2003
[rated] R
[duration] minutes
[director] Devin Hamilton
[written by] Devin Hamilton.
[screen] widescreen
[starring] Julie Strain, Brink Stevens, Joe Dain, Tiffany Shepis and Steve Malis.


[brief plot synopsis]
Mother Finch and her girls have an insatiable taste for men; their flesh, that is. The Delta Delta Pi sorority girls are not only the most pupular and wealthy on campus, but also themost deadly. Now as they prepare for their Twentieth Anniversary Homecoming, a meddlesome student Tobias has enlisted DDP Charter Member Rhonda Cooper. Together they attempt to end the sororities reign of culinary terror that grips the California campus.


[good things]
Julie Strain. Brinke Stevens. Tiffany Shepis.
All gave good performances even though the script they were reading was absolute shit.


[the bad]
I found this movie boring, and uneventful. Even the gratuitus nudity couldn't make this film watchable. The sets were horrible; a bar setting that was obviously in someone's TINY basement... A sorority with only 4 members? C'mon!. The bloody scenes were alright, but even the blood did not redeem this lack lustre' script.


[final thoughts]
I can't stress enough how bad this movie is. It is poorly written, and the story is crap. I generally find alot of good in even the worst movies (i.e. Bloody Murder, Death Factory, etc), but this one was one of those movies that you just can't watch. Thankfully they decided to throw in 2 legendary scream queens (Julie Strain & Brinke Stevens) and a great b-movie scream queen (Tiffany Shepis) to actually make those movie worth ONE watch.


[my rating]
I give this movie 1 out of 5 for blood and gore.
.5 out of 5 for the plot.
1 out of 5 for characters.
.5 out of 5 overall.





Screen captures of the movie courtesy of Shadow Entertainment.




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